Considering the amount of problems I continue to have with my iPod, I don’t know why I was looking at these cases. I really like the designs though…

Gamila Company

My favourite is the deer one, designed by Casey Porn.  What an unfortunate surname…

Crowd control

In a few years, I plan on uprooting and moving to New York. The only people who believe that I can successfully do this are myself and my parents.

I adore New York. It’s where I was born and was my home until the age of two. Everytime I go back there on holidays, I feel like it’s where I’m supposed to be. I’m very much a city girl. I love the hustle and bustle and the option of always having something to do.

One thing that I like about New York is how fast people move. Everyone has something to do or somewhere to go and they all move with a purpose. I like that. I know a lot of people don’t. They think it’s sad to see so many people rushing here and there, not caring about anyone around them.

There’s a time and a place for strolling, s’all I’m sayin…

I have no patience for dilly-dallying. I have no time for moseying. That’s why I prefer to go shopping early in the morning on a weekday. Because if I leave it to the weekend, chances are I’ll end up losing my mind.

1) Old people
Old people amuse me. I like to watch them. And I respect them. But what I don’t respect is when they bang into me with their little trollies and it’s ALL MY FAULT.

2)The Buggy Brigade
Just because you were silly enough to bring your baby shopping with you, does not give you the right to attack my ankles at every turn.

3) The husband
Look, I’m sorry that your wife dragged you here but PLEASE don’t stroll in front of me! I’m clearly on a mission and you’re clearly blocking my path.

4) Ignoramus ‘R Us
You know the type. They’re the ones that think they own the shop. While you’re casually rifling through a rack of dresses, they’ll knock you sideways for fear you’ll pick up something that should rightfully BE THEIRS. Rudeness personified.

5)Teenage tarts
They’re the ones that blatantly look you and up and down with a smirk on their face. They look like they’re capable of stealing everything you own. And they know you’re afraid of them.