March 13, 2008...12:00 pm

spunk rock…

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We need sperm donations… you need festival tickets… wanna strike a deal?

…Huh?


A new website has been launched offering free tickets to any festival in Europe in exchange for sperm donations.

Spermfortickets.com is trying to aid Ireland’s sperm clinics who have suffered a 40% fall in donations in the past four years.

But if you’re interested in receiving a ‘donation pack’, you’ve missed out, as the website just posted an urgent message announcing that they are calling a halt to applications.

It’s not the idea of spermfortickets that weirds me out, it’s the amount of applications it’s received…

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