We need sperm donations… you need festival tickets… wanna strike a deal?
…Huh?

A new website has been launched offering free tickets to any festival in Europe in exchange for sperm donations.
Spermfortickets.com is trying to aid Ireland’s sperm clinics who have suffered a 40% fall in donations in the past four years.
But if you’re interested in receiving a ‘donation pack’, you’ve missed out, as the website just posted an urgent message announcing that they are calling a halt to applications.
It’s not the idea of spermfortickets that weirds me out, it’s the amount of applications it’s received…


